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Title: Comment Porn Ficlets
Pairings: Villa/Silva, John Terry/Frank Lampard, Fernando Torres/Sergio Ramos, Raul Gonzalez/Guti, Leo Messi & (note the &) Raul, Sergio Ramos/Iker Casillas, Iker Casillas/Cesc Fabregas, Pepe Reina/Alvaro Arbeloa, Pepe Reina/Fernando Torres, Pepe Reina/Iker Casillas, Fernando Torres/Daniel Agger, Petr Cech/John Terry, Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso
Rating: From G to NC-17
A/N: My contribution to yesterday’s comment porn. :) I hope you like ‘em. =D

Pairing: Villa/Silva
Prompt: Childlike

Villa never really minded the way Silva would do things in such an innocent young fashion. Especially when those eyes smiled up at him as he thrust in and out of the willing body beneath him.

Pairing: Lampard/Terry
Prompt: Boots

Of the few things John treated especially with care, Frank included, his football boots were very dear to him.

Pairing: Fernando Torres/Sergio Ramos
Prompt: Experience

If anyone had as much experience as Sese in that department, Fernando still would have gone to Sergio.

Pairing: Raul/Guti
Prompt: Dog

Guti's heart breaks when he opens the door to Raul and see's the lost puppy expression after the Classico.

Pairing: Raul & (note the &) Messi
Prompt: White

Leo watched as Raul walked off the pitch.
He wondered if Los Blancos bled white blood instead of red.

Pairing: Sergio/Iker
Prompt: fast love

Where Sergio was a master of hard, fast fucks on any surface available, Iker was the wizard of slow teasing touches.

Pairing: Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres
Prompt: Airplanes

Fernando boarded the airplane, ignoring all the others, and he couldn't wait to hold Sergio in his arms and comfort him

Pairing: Iker/Cesc
Prompt: I Try

"Are you trying to annoy the hell out of me?!" Iker yells when Cesc pops his bubble gum once more.

"Is it working?"

Iker stands up and glares at Cesc who then swallows his gum and smiles sweetly at Iker.

A while later Cesc confessed that he tried to annoy Iker just for the rough sex.

Pairing: Iker/Cesc
Prompt: Stage Fright

Cesc knew the first time he ever played professionally for Arsenal that he was afraid of getting stage fright. He was afraid of falling on his ass in front of the thousands of people.

Fortunately, he didn't.

Iker knew the first time he would ever tell Cesc how much he loved him that he would probably end up with stage fright and spew his guts so quickly that even Cesc wouldn't understand.

Unfortunately, he did.

Pairing: Pepe Reina/Alvaro Arbeloa, Pepe Reina/Fernando Torres, Pepe Reina/Iker Casillas
Prompt: Pepe Reina

Fernando smiled sweetly at Pepe as the older man helped change his tire. The curve of Pepe's ass as he bent to check something was just...insatiable.

With a frown Fernando noticed he wasn't the only one checking on Pepe's ass. Fernando glared at Alvaro and used his eyes to demand that the other back off and leave the gorgeous Pepe to him.

Alvaro saw this and pranced forward, smacking Pepe on the rear as he got close enough.

"Hi Mr. Sexy." Alvaro batted his eyelashes at Pepe when the other man glared.

The two didn't notice Iker walking by, but Pepe did.

"Iker! Save me!" Pepe all but ran over to the other goalkeeper.

Iker kissed Pepe square on the lips and hugged him close. "It'll be okay Pepe. Let's go leave the two mean boys to fight and make up."

Pairing: Fernando Torres/Daniel Agger
Prompt: Dan’s New Contract

"You're staying." Fernando said with his arms wrapped around Dan's waist.

"I couldn't leave you know." Danny said as he stared at where Fernando clung to his waist.

"But--you're staying." Fernando sighed happily.

Daniel couldn't leave Nando. Not for all the money in the world.

Pairing: Cesc Fabregas, Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres
Prompt: The Sex Express

In the week during the call up, Cesc had definitely noticed something. Perhaps he'd discovered it during those long hours late into the night but either way it didn't change the conclusion.

Sergio and Nando were equal conductors for the sex express.

Pairing: Petr Cech/John Terry
Prompt: King Petr

Petr was lord of all the land and John was his...queen? Co-king?
Whatever, John was by his side.

Pairing: Iker/Cesc
Prompt: Babies

"You love me."
"Yes."
"You want to have my babies."
"Y--wait what?!"

Pairing: Guti/Raul
Prompt: Broken Promises

Of all the tears of a thousand broken dreams, it was the broken promise of winning La Liga that hurt Raul the most. Guti knew it and that was exactly why he clung to Raul in the dead of night.

Pairing: Villa/Silva
Prompt: Kitten

When Villa said he mewled like a kitten, Silva didn't believe him. However it wasn't until he watched the tape did he fully realize how kittenesque he was...

Pairing: Raul/Guti
Prompt: Why Don’t You Love Me?

Guti wanted to know why he wasn't good enough. He wanted to know why Raul would give long, loving looks at the others but never for him.

Finally one day he asked him. He followed Raul into the tunnel, just the two of them for all the others had already gone in, and over the pouring rain he'd yelled the question.

"Why don't you love me?!"

Raul spun and pushed him against the wall.

"I do. It's why I ignore you. I love you so much it hurts!"

Anything else was silenced when Guti leaned forward and crashed their lips together.

Pairing: Iker/Cesc, Xabi Alonso
Prompt: Upside Down

"Cesc why are you upside down?"
"Why are you right-side up?"
"I'm not having this conversation."
"Seems to me like you are."
"Not."
"Too."
"Cesc!"
"Iker!"

-A Few Minutes Later-

"Iker, Cesc, why are you two upside down?"

Pairing: Iker/Cesc
Prompt: Bump

Iker had to wonder at times if Cesc had been dropped on his head at birth.
He made a mental note to ask Cesc's mom at the next family dinner.

Pairing: Steven/Xabi
Prompt: Don’t Give Me That Face

Steven was adament in his decision. He would not do it.
No matter what he wasn't going to wear that cheerleader uniform. No matter what Fernando said or di--

"I can't believe I did tha'."

Pairing: Iker/Cesc
Prompt: Dutch courage

Iker knew he'd have to drink a lot before he ever told Raul how he felt about him.

Pairing: Steven/Xabi
Prompt: Yawn

Stevie knew that when Xabi yawned then it was time for bed--and so much more.