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Entry tags:
- challenge: football100,
- fic type: oneshot,
- fic type: request fic,
- football pairing: iker/cesc,
- football: alvaro arbeloa,
- football: cesc fàbregas,
- football: david silva,
- football: david villa,
- football: fernando torres,
- football: iker casillas,
- football: pepe reina,
- football: sergio ramos,
- football: steven gerrard,
- football: xabi alonso,
- rating: non-explicit,
- type: slash
5 Reasons Why La Selección Never Want to Room Next to Iker & Cesc
Title: 5 Reasons Why La Selección Never Want to Room Next to Iker & Cesc
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Cesc Fabregas ; Pepe Reina, Sergio Ramos, Fernando Torres, Xabi Alonso/Steven Gerrard implied, Alvaro Arbeloa, David Villa, David Silva
Rating: R for implications
Prompt: 008. Italy
A/N: I haven’t tried many of the ‘5 things why such and such happened’ but I decided I would try one and here it is and I hope you like it. :-) I actually think this is my second attempt at one of these… Either way, its dedicated especially to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
melj1213 (who wanted Iker & Cesc porn) and loquitaqbanita (who wanted Iker/Cesc anyway).
Five. Germany*
The first time Iker and Cesc had ever roomed together had been when they had been in Stuttgart for the ’06 world cup. Iker was wary of rooming with a kid and had confided in his neighbor, friend, and back-up keeper, Pepe. Iker expressed almost fear for the boy because of the way he bounced around, he didn’t walk, he bounced. Pepe had laughed and said that Iker was imagining things and that the kid was harmless.
The morning after the first night, Pepe had informed Iker that he was moving to a different room. Iker had nodded dully because he didn’t blame his friend.
After all, having a yodeling contest with all the members interested in La Selección wasn’t Iker’s idea of a quiet night in either.
Four. England*
Sergio decided that it was a thing that only the Premiership-playing Spaniards would understand. That didn’t mean he didn’t feel for Iker and offer save harboring from whatever Cesc, Xabi, and Fernando were planning on doing. Instead of taking him on it, Sergio didn’t know why he didn’t, Iker decided to stay and make sure that no harm came to any of the English players.
But when the leftover spray paint ended up somehow ‘mysteriously’ sprayed all over his and Nando’s room later and all Iker did was laugh and pat Cesc proudly on the shoulder, Sergio decided that that was the last time that he wanted to be next to Iker or Cesc, asleep or awake.
Three. Sweden*
Xabi missed Liverpool for several different reasons. Reason one was Stevie. He loved the Scouse man more than anything and hated to be away from him. Reason two was even when they were playing in Spain, they had to share the same hotel. Reason three was that in Liverpool there was no Cesc and he was fortunately roomed next to Cesc and Iker.
If Xabi ever did manage to catch up to the monster he was going to strangle him bare-handed for prank calling Stevie and telling the cap’n that Xabi had been caught jerking off to the replay of the last Liverpool match when Stevie took his shirt off.
Two. Italy*
Villa groaned and shoved the pillow over his head. He tried to pretend that the big red numbers really didn’t say 4:45 but the darkness outside confirmed it. He now understood why Silva had gone off to room with Xabi instead now.
Tomorrow morning, he decided, he would give Iker a piece of his mind for fucking Cesc so loudly.
One. Belgium*
Alvie was a pretty easygoing guy. He didn’t really mind his boisterous teammates and would even occasionally laugh at their jokes. He didn’t like the pranks but never said anything because usually he had yet to be one of the victims. Alvaro was quite content to spend his night in the lovely Belgian hotel room and catch up on some reading.
However, when he found his upper-level novel replaced with coloring pages he frowned and went to bang on his captain, and as he thought luckily, next-door neighbor’s door, he realized with horror that Cesc was drawing pictures onto the pages of the book.
Iker apologized for it but Cesc just grinned and said that now there was a pretty picture to go along with a boring book. Alvaro just stared in horror at the picture of Romeo and Juliet stick figures kissing.
Germany*: Spain played Tunisia on June 19, 2006 in Stuttgart & Spain won 3:1
England*: Spain & England played at Old Trafford on February 7, 2007 where Spain won 1:0
Sweden*: Played in Madrid on November 17, 2007, Spain won 3:0
Italy*: Played in Spain on March 26, 2008
Belgium*: Played in Belgium on October 15th, 2008
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Cesc Fabregas ; Pepe Reina, Sergio Ramos, Fernando Torres, Xabi Alonso/Steven Gerrard implied, Alvaro Arbeloa, David Villa, David Silva
Rating: R for implications
Prompt: 008. Italy
A/N: I haven’t tried many of the ‘5 things why such and such happened’ but I decided I would try one and here it is and I hope you like it. :-) I actually think this is my second attempt at one of these… Either way, its dedicated especially to
melj1213 (who wanted Iker & Cesc porn) and loquitaqbanita (who wanted Iker/Cesc anyway).Five. Germany*
The first time Iker and Cesc had ever roomed together had been when they had been in Stuttgart for the ’06 world cup. Iker was wary of rooming with a kid and had confided in his neighbor, friend, and back-up keeper, Pepe. Iker expressed almost fear for the boy because of the way he bounced around, he didn’t walk, he bounced. Pepe had laughed and said that Iker was imagining things and that the kid was harmless.
The morning after the first night, Pepe had informed Iker that he was moving to a different room. Iker had nodded dully because he didn’t blame his friend.
After all, having a yodeling contest with all the members interested in La Selección wasn’t Iker’s idea of a quiet night in either.
Four. England*
Sergio decided that it was a thing that only the Premiership-playing Spaniards would understand. That didn’t mean he didn’t feel for Iker and offer save harboring from whatever Cesc, Xabi, and Fernando were planning on doing. Instead of taking him on it, Sergio didn’t know why he didn’t, Iker decided to stay and make sure that no harm came to any of the English players.
But when the leftover spray paint ended up somehow ‘mysteriously’ sprayed all over his and Nando’s room later and all Iker did was laugh and pat Cesc proudly on the shoulder, Sergio decided that that was the last time that he wanted to be next to Iker or Cesc, asleep or awake.
Three. Sweden*
Xabi missed Liverpool for several different reasons. Reason one was Stevie. He loved the Scouse man more than anything and hated to be away from him. Reason two was even when they were playing in Spain, they had to share the same hotel. Reason three was that in Liverpool there was no Cesc and he was fortunately roomed next to Cesc and Iker.
If Xabi ever did manage to catch up to the monster he was going to strangle him bare-handed for prank calling Stevie and telling the cap’n that Xabi had been caught jerking off to the replay of the last Liverpool match when Stevie took his shirt off.
Two. Italy*
Villa groaned and shoved the pillow over his head. He tried to pretend that the big red numbers really didn’t say 4:45 but the darkness outside confirmed it. He now understood why Silva had gone off to room with Xabi instead now.
Tomorrow morning, he decided, he would give Iker a piece of his mind for fucking Cesc so loudly.
One. Belgium*
Alvie was a pretty easygoing guy. He didn’t really mind his boisterous teammates and would even occasionally laugh at their jokes. He didn’t like the pranks but never said anything because usually he had yet to be one of the victims. Alvaro was quite content to spend his night in the lovely Belgian hotel room and catch up on some reading.
However, when he found his upper-level novel replaced with coloring pages he frowned and went to bang on his captain, and as he thought luckily, next-door neighbor’s door, he realized with horror that Cesc was drawing pictures onto the pages of the book.
Iker apologized for it but Cesc just grinned and said that now there was a pretty picture to go along with a boring book. Alvaro just stared in horror at the picture of Romeo and Juliet stick figures kissing.
Germany*: Spain played Tunisia on June 19, 2006 in Stuttgart & Spain won 3:1
England*: Spain & England played at Old Trafford on February 7, 2007 where Spain won 1:0
Sweden*: Played in Madrid on November 17, 2007, Spain won 3:0
Italy*: Played in Spain on March 26, 2008
Belgium*: Played in Belgium on October 15th, 2008